
Gregory McKenna, of Florissant, Mo., is suing Apple because he says two of the company's iPods contained illegal receivers that allowed the Mafia to send him threatening messages, according to court documents obtained by CNET...
...The alleged motive for the threats was that the Mafia wanted McKenna to work as a fashion model for them at a New York modeling agency. McKenna said he called local police and the FBI field office, but allegedly nothing was done. This allegedly allowed the Mafia members to "stalk, threaten, attempt rape, and kidnap" him.
This happened to me too! Except the mafia wanted me to put my shirt back on...
Steve Jobs should resign. Too many frivolous lawsuits, too much interest in his personal life.
It's what any good point guard would do.
So that's who stole my iPod.
Even more amazing is that his headphones send these messages in a frequency only he can hear.
Technology is wonderous.
At least they weren't all paranoid delusions about people wanting him dead, at least some of the voices in his head(phones) thought highly enough of him that they wanted him to be a model.
Maybe his Shuffle was morphing into an iPhone;-)
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