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Microsoft resorts to vomit to market IE 8

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I know a girl who gets somewhat uptight when she's in the passenger seat of a car going any more than 70 mph. However, put her on some insane roller coaster, and she's just fine.

The driving dangers are real, you see. Whereas the roller-coaster ride just feels wonderfully stomach-turning.

And so it is with this charming new online ad for Internet Explorer 8 from Microsoft. In most of its advertising, Microsoft has rarely reached 70 mph. But someone, somewhere deep within Microsoft, finally had the craving for the roller coaster.

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{"commentId":7965960,"authorDomain":"josh-of-arc"}

This reminds me of the old adage that "If IBM owned Kentucky Fried Chicken, they would market it as hot dead flesh."

Really... watch the video...

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Reply#1 - Wed Jul 1, 2009 12:14 PM EDT
{"commentId":7968825,"authorDomain":"mightyblogger"}

Can anyone explain why a browser, which is free, is so important to Microsoft?

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Reply#2 - Wed Jul 1, 2009 2:14 PM EDT
{"commentId":7970743,"authorDomain":"divbyzero"}

I can only guess that to them the browser war is still important. Being able to brag that their browser is used by probably 70% of those browsing the internet worldwide makes them happy. As for me, I only use IE when a website just will not behave in Firefox.

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    #2.1 - Wed Jul 1, 2009 3:30 PM EDT
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    {"commentId":7969868,"authorDomain":"pennid"}

    Bottom of the barrel or toilet, as the case may be. Personally, I flush IE and use FF.

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      Reply#3 - Wed Jul 1, 2009 2:57 PM EDT
      {"commentId":7971622,"authorDomain":"CarlZup"}

      Thanks, my subconscious link between IE8 and vomit has only been strengthened with that visual.

      I really mean it, Thank you!

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      Reply#4 - Wed Jul 1, 2009 4:03 PM EDT
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