I am plagiarizing this straight from the back page of the September 2007 edition of Esquire Magazine (which isn't available online yet). But it's too damn good to wait for an web link.
HOW TO READ AN AYN RAND NOVEL
- Buy Atlas Shrugged
- Pore over every word
- Accept it all as gospel
- Realize the individual's rights are of paramount importance and there is no such thing as "collective rights"
- Act like a dick



