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How to Read an Ayn Rand Novel

Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:31 PM EDT
arts, books, humor, literature, ayn-rand, libertarianism, objectivism
By Josh of Arc
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I am plagiarizing this straight from the back page of the September 2007 edition of Esquire Magazine (which isn't available online yet). But it's too damn good to wait for an web link.

HOW TO READ AN AYN RAND NOVEL

  1. Buy Atlas Shrugged
  2. Pore over every word
  3. Accept it all as gospel
  4. Realize the individual's rights are of paramount importance and there is no such thing as "collective rights"
  5. Act like a dick
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Josh of Arc

Ironically, Ayn Rand would defend my blatant plagiarism as an expression of my own rational self interest and happiness :-)

  • 3 votes
Reply#1 - Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:52 PM EDT
Lungfish

I think it might not be plagiarism since you sited your source, so I you don't have to worry about a lawsuit.
Also, from what I've read about Ayn, she would not have supported rational self interest and happiness that involved criticism of her:

No Randian, even the top leadership, was exempt from the all-pervasive fear and repression. Every one of the original cadre, for example, was placed on probation at least once, and was forced to demonstrate his loyalty to Rand at length and in numerous ways. How such an atmosphere of fear and censorship crippled the productivity of Randian members may be seen by the fact that not one of the top Randians published any books while in the movement (all of Branden's books, for example, were published after his expulsion). The only exception that proves the rule was the authorized exercise in uncritical adulation, Who Is Ayn Rand? by Barbara Branden.

The Sociology of the Ayn Rand Cult

But Objectivism and her story of a pure capitalist utopia in a failing bureaucratic dystopia is still awesome and empowers me to act like a dick.

  • 3 votes
#1.1 - Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:47 PM EDT
Josh of Arc

Also, from what I've read about Ayn, she would not have supported rational self interest and happiness that involved criticism of her

And that's the rub. Randian philosophy is completely a priori and so first-person in nature it defies anything but utter groupthink.

It presents a dichotomy when what makes one person happy makes another unhappy — otherwise known as "being a human being." :-)

-J

  • 2 votes
#1.2 - Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:34 PM EDT
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AdipicAcid

Many people seem to skip to step 5, it seems. It is a long and tedious piece of hackwork to slog through, after all. Makes Battlefield Earth look like The Sun Also Rises.

  • 1 vote
Reply#2 - Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:13 PM EDT
Josh of Arc

Amen that; the Russian novelists are an easier read. I've found most of Rand's rabid philosophical adherents to have read this instead.

-J

  • 1 vote
#2.1 - Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:33 PM EDT
katrix

Atlas Shrugged is still easier to get through than The Fountainhead, IMO.

    #2.2 - Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:18 PM EDT
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    Belarius

    An alternate approach, for the modern (read: lazy) American:

    1. Don't buy any books.

    2. Play BioShock.

    3. Miss the point about how its "model society" fell apart.

    4. Act like a dick.

    • 7 votes
    Reply#3 - Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:31 PM EDT
    Morwynd

    Haha... beat me to it.

    Great game.

      #3.1 - Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:42 PM EDT
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      jfxgillis

      Josh:

      How to Read an Ayn Rand Novel

      Skip the boring parts.

      Failing that, read We The Living and skip the rest altogether.

      • 5 votes
      Reply#4 - Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:38 PM EDT
      S.Habib

      Contemporary Turkish university student approach

      1. Buy the books
      2. Read half
      3. Throw them away, calling them a meaningless congregation of words
      4. I'm not so fanatical about capitalism either
      5. Act like a dick

      • 3 votes
      Reply#5 - Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:39 PM EDT
      chindi

      Josh, I am with you on 1 through 4 but 5 should read "Act like selfish a dick"

      • 2 votes
      Reply#6 - Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:52 AM EDT
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